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| 1 |
If Harvey B____ wanted to dispute the grade his English teacher Mrs. W____ gave him, Could Mr. G___ help them reach a comprise somewhere in between? |
| 2 |
If Mr. Immerman and Mr. Greenberg were Japanese pilots during WW 2 would they have committed H____/C___? |
| 3 |
If Calman, Kenny & Frank had a precious medals website, would their homepage have any G___ & S____ L___? |
| 4 |
If Ms. Bentley and Susan tried to alter an X or Y chromosome would that make either a G___ B_____? |
| 5 |
If it was "National Frown Day" and you accidently broke into a grin that Alan and Kenny saw and reported, would you be subject to a S_____ F____ |
| 6 |
If Ms. Mazur wrote a flattering biography of Marcia, might it be titled "the J__ of S____"? |
| 7 |
No matter how tall you may be, you are up to 1/2' shorter during the cold weather months. Many people do not believe this so Ronnie, Barbara and Patricia came up with a device for both seasons. it was called the S______/W_____ H___ gauge |
| 8 |
If Howie and Tom were the stars of the Joe Pesci-Marisa Tomei comedy would it be retitled " My K_____ V____"?] |
| 9 |
If a guy owed Mr. Gressin $50,000 and was desperate to get the money, might he approach Mr. Narins with a gun and rob P_____ to pay P___? |
| 10 |
If Johnny Tillitson was a football referee and Louise Gluck moved before the ball was snapped, would the penalty be called "P_____ in M_____"? |
| 11 |
50 years ago uncooked ground beef did not keep well in the refrigerator. With that in mind, Fred, Harriet and Ms. Berns had an idea how to preserve it at much colder temperatures. Lo and behold the F.R____ B_____ P____ was born. |
| 12 |
Would an early Russian officer who won a battle be called the V_____ K______? |
| 13 |
If Mr. Brandt was hired by Brenda to find some buried treasure on her property, would he have D___ for M____ had he known it was 5 kilometers deep? |
| 14 |
( a true groaner). If Alan and Barbara had collaborated with Cole Porter on one of his hit songs, perhaps the title would have been slightly altered to "B_____ the B_____". |
| 15 |
If Mr. Strauss and Steve wanted to stab Lt. Columbo with a dining utensil they would obviously use one of P____'s F___s! |
| 16 |
If Lester was in England's capital city on the occasion of Mr. Allen's arrival, might it be described as "A F_____ Day in L_____ Town"?
DISCLAIMER: In order to get this one you would need to know that the nickname (in some quarters) for our esteemed principal was that of an amphibian not unlike a toad: |
| 17 |
Suppose Mr. Black owned the entire lunar surface. do you think he would let J___ "S______ on H_____'s Moon"? |
| 18 |
If Ms. Linton was in England with Dick and they went to the local dairy to fill their fridge, would she buy a L___ or two of M___? |
| 19 |
If Peter completed graduate school, but wanted to continue his education would he now be working on his D_______? |
| 20 |
Linda was a good fairy. She wanted to make an important phone call but all circuits were busy. Could she wave her L_______ to create a new one? |
