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10 |
"I always ruin my French manicure on the parallel bars." |
9 |
"I have sensitive ears and the shrill whistle Ms. Saunders uses causes my anvil and stirrup to
vibrate excessively." |
8 |
"My crinolines won't fit in the locker when i change into my gym uniform." |
7 |
"I can't be competitive in badminton as i am forbidden to use the word 'shuttlecock' in public." |
6 |
" My mother won't give me written permission to perspire." |
5 |
"I'm saving my energy for the slam dunk contest." |
4 |
"Sweat tends to stain the leather upholstery in my Thunderbird." |
3 |
"Exercising on the horse could technically make me lose my virginity." |
2 |
"It gives me pimples." |
1 |
And the #1 excuse the girls used to get out of gym class: "The color blue makes me look fat." |
